You know you are a homeschool family when…

Your 4 year old reproaches you with, “But Mommy!  You f’got to do MY phonics lesson.”

Your 9 year old returns from playing with the neighbor kids in a sleet/snow nor’easter to ask, “Dad, what is a snow day?”

And when your teen ager says, “Mom, there is mold in the seed case of my apple,” you respond, “Oh good, we needed a mold sample for your biology lab.”